Well, Hello. Welcome to Spork Layouts.
I, Leah The Almighty, created this site, and all of its layouts.
There are Rules.
1 If you jock, you will be severly punished. I will get people to put nasty comments on your site.
2 Subscribe. I will not make a layout for ye unless thy suscribes.
3 Ghetto Words are a no go.
*LEAHS SPORK DEFINTIN OF A GHETTO LAYOUT:*
Blinke Boxes, Inncorrcet Grammer, wOrDs LyKe ThIz, Fifty billion things in the header, sparkle names and terrible cuotes. All of this together is the worst. it makes me throw up. but, some stuff, like blinke boxes can be ONLY FINE. but i still wont make them. :D
AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A GHETTO BANNER WOULD SAY:
uVe cOnViZcEd UrSeLf u dOnT lOvE mE, bUt u kNoW u dO, iTz TrUe
thats animated and sparkly and has a faded grid, and swirls on the side, and starts dotting the i's and all that other stuff. i HATE IT.
4 i dont do blinkes. or sparkely names. as said before.
5 No crap like electrikkk... beacuse no one knows how old i am. and well, i hate that crap anyway
6 nothing like "TAKE THIS RAZOR AND CARVE YOUR NAME INTO MY FLESH!"
7 I Belive that layouts should be somewhat.. Fancy, i guess. If you want a plain layout, then you can do it yourself with xanga. Blogring.net, helps alot. And Flipping Diagnal Pinstripes and Oringized little polka dots i really dont like to make. There are millions of layouts like that, so there is no need to make more. If you want them, then i dont even know why you would request. THERE ARE BILLIONS OF THEM. These so called "Vintage" layouts are getting on my nerves. you will NOT FIND THEM ON MY SITE. Instead you will find layouts that are EXCITING. With PICTURES. YES. PICTURES. and there will be BOLDER PATTERNS. WHOA. EVER SEEN THAT BEFORE? IM SOO AGAINST THE GRAIN. IM REVERTING BACK TO "OLD SCHOOL" TIMES WHEN LEFT MODUALS AND PICTURES WERE ON XANGAS. WHOA. OMG.
if you want layouts like that, go somewhere else.
yep.
Well, you might notice, some of the layouts have two links at the top, thats beacuse i donated some of my layouts to my friend at
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